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She Said I Could!

By: bossbabePublished: 12/04/2004
 
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One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want"

So, he tied her up and went golfing

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    I hope..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.04.2004 11:22:53 AM EST)

    He remembered the gag.

    Hey, good one, Boss! Love the title, too. I'll give ya 5 big ones. 6 if I'm REALLY excited.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    now thats (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.04.2004 9:20:14 AM EST)
    what I'm talkin bout...lol

    Great Joke! (0 replies)
    started by elwood
    (12.04.2004 9:15:13 AM EST)
    I sent it to all my friends.
    'cept I changed the last line to Footin'.

    I love it !!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (12.04.2004 1:35:56 AM EST)

    New one to me

    Thanks BB, I'll have fun with this one.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love
    You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

    Outstanding (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (12.04.2004 0:57:15 AM EST)
    Love it. Fowarded it on to all my buddies. Thanks BB.
    This one ranks up there with the
    "Paint My House" Joke.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    LMAO!!! (0 replies)  
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (12.04.2004 0:05:10 AM EST)
    ain't that the truth!

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

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