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Like Fine Wine

By: bd2sonPublished: 12/02/2004
 
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Woman's Wine Quote:
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Men's Counter-Quote:
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

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    started by bigjohn2
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    got that right...lol

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