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By: bd2sonPublished: 08/05/2005
 
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A mother was urging her five-year-old son to stop yelling, and "be good."

He said, "I'll be good for a quarter."

She said, "Why can't you be good for nothing, like your father?"

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    Oh man (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.05.2005 9:18:12 AM EST)


    that was funny.
    !!! YEAH !!!

    editor's note:
    and a new joke for the ol' Patron

    Yeah (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (08.05.2005 3:27:08 AM EST)


    I'll bet she doesn't say that when there's trash to be taken out or a spider to kill.

    Hehehehe, good one, BD.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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