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 Senior Center Dance | | By: bigjohn2 | Published: 08/06/2005 | | |  |
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At the senior center Friday night dance A very elderly gentleman (nineties), very well dressed, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of after-shave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into the "cocktail lounge" section at the senior center.
Seated at the bar is an attractive elderly looking lady (mid-eighties). The gentleman walks over, sits alongside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
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