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He Won The Lottery

By: luvly1Published: 03/28/2005
 
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A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway,runs into the house, slams the door & shouts at the top of his lungs... "Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery"

The wife says "Oh my God! Wow!"

"What do you think I should pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The husband yells back, "It doesn't matter just get fuck out!"

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    Pity (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (03.31.2005 11:17:28 PM EST)

    A relationship not worth saving or a
    rash Decision.
    She knows where she stands now.

    Pity (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (03.31.2005 11:16:42 PM EST)

    A relationship not worth saving or a
    rash Decision.
    She knows where she stands now.

    ah hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.28.2005 8:59:50 PM EST)

    now thats funny...lmfao

    Sounds to me (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.28.2005 5:06:08 PM EST)


    Like 2 lawyers are about to get VERY rich.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Don't divorce her (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.28.2005 7:15:52 AM EST)


    just pay her everytime you have sex.
    It'll save you a bundle.

    (I'm assuming they have been married over a year)

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