"I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists."-ibid
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is so stupid they had to burn the school down to get her out of the third grade.
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Q. What song did ABBA re-write for her death? A. Decomposing Queen.
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