Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"The fact that he relies on facts...says things that are not factual...are going to undermine his campaign."-New York Times, March 4, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#91 There are more telephones then people in Washington D.C.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid she stole free bread.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
 
 


At The Beach

By: bd2sonPublished: 12/12/2007
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Sarah, a recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.

"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Blonde At The Beach
  • Nicole Beach
  • Beach matress
  • Nude Beach Paddleball
  • Beach Camel Toe
  • The Beach Flasher
  • Not My Beach
  • Almost The Perfect Beach
  • X-Ray picture from the Beach
  • Beach Wedding
  • My Neighbours At The Beach
  • Man Charged With Stealing Police Pickup From Station
  • Redneck Pickup Lines
  • Beach
  • Sandy Beach
  • Beach Joy
  • On The Beach
  • Visitng the Beach
  • Beach Bum
  • A Beach Bum

  • More Men / Women Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    START THE FIRST ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  

    You must register to participate in this discussion. There are no threads in this Article Forum yet. Please check back soon...

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    How To Speak Politically Correct
    How to speak ...
    07.24.2008

    Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks
    Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    07.22.2008

    Familiar Drunk
    This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant ...
    07.21.2008

    The Bank Robbery
    A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
    06.15.2008

    Rate This!

    3.80 Goofballs of 5
    15 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Men, Will They Ever Learn?
    A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing ...
    07.08.2007

    Don't Touch Me
    An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, ...
    06.24.2007

    Freindship: Men vs Women
    A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house ...
    05.24.2007

    Onion And A Donkey
    What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion? ...
    05.18.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Do You Know What
    A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular ...
    07.07.2006

    Protection!
    A female truck driver decided to buy herself a big ...
    06.30.2006

    The Cure!
    A woman went to the doctor's office where she was ...
    06.23.2006

    Ole And The Policeman
    Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman ...
    06.22.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Dilbert Gives You the ...

    Goofball Facts
     
    Eddie Van Halen played guitar on the Michael Jackson song 'Beat It'.