"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
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One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
there's no alimony in Texas. The bad news the ex got the house and the retirement accounts I got the bills. The other good news, I mean great news, is I no longer have her. The bills have been paid and she still has herself and I'm a happy man.
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