Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks
By: obiwan	Published: 07/22/2008
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut. ===================================================== Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet ===================================================== Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. ===================================================== Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then! ===================================================== (CLASSIC!!!!) Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse. ===================================================== Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. ===================================================== Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants ===================================================== Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches. ===================================================== Man: You're pretty Woman: Piss off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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