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Payday Party

By: luvly1Published: 10/01/2005
 
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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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    Careful What You Wish For (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
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    ooohhhh that's wrong yall.just wrong

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    waaaa haa haaa!!! (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (10.01.2005 0:35:34 AM EST)

    been there, done that!

    If God wanted us men to use napkins, he wouldn't have made our arms hairy!

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    started by donutncoffee
    (10.01.2005 0:31:55 AM EST)

    now that was funny

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