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Insurance Policy

By: bd2sonPublished: 10/09/2005
 
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Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.

Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."

The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll provide you with a new barn of similar worth."

There was a long pause, and then Susan replied, "If that's how it works, then I want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband."

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    I guess (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.09.2005 9:42:54 AM EST)


    My boss will cancel the insurance on me now, too. :^(

    Hahahaha, wtg, BD! New and funny!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I must say (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.09.2005 9:36:05 AM EST)


    that this was one funny joke.
    Waaaaa Hahahahahahahaha

    lmao (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (10.09.2005 0:20:16 AM EST)

    Ahhh... *exhale*

    That was great!

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