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#8 A bee has 5 eyes.
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One Liners
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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