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Roll Your Own

By: leadjPublished: 12/02/2005
 
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him find something. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few moments later the man deposit a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string onto the counter.

The sales girl says confused " Sir .. i thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"

He says "You see.. its like this, yesterday i sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of ciggarettes and she cam back with a tin of tabacco and some rolling papers cause ..its so much cheaper!

So, I figure if i have to roll my own .. so does she."

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    Hey (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.02.2005 10:52:14 PM EST)


    What's up with the foul-mouthed Little Johnny Christmas joke?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    also posted on (3 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (12.02.2005 4:11:14 PM EST)

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    Sweet Revenge (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (12.02.2005 10:55:15 AM EST)


    I hope....

    ....he enjoys his cigarettes because he ain't gettin' any Pussy.

    LOL

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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