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You Gotta Have Friends

By: bd2sonPublished: 09/21/2006
 
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The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

"Was it my friend Sam", he demanded.

"No !" his weeping wife replied.

"Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked.

"NO !!!" she said even more upset.

"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.

"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she snapped.

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    Waaaahahahaha haha (0 replies)
    started by marrakeshman
    (09.21.2006 11:37:35 AM EST)



    LMMFAO on thisin' Bd2son, really simple but funney as hell.

    ".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

    Funny joke ending - LOL (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.21.2006 6:48:35 AM EST)


    That dude's not much of an investigator is he?

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