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Definition Of UGLY

By: bd2sonPublished: 09/26/2006
 
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An UGLY woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins?"

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice!"

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    Waaaa Hahahahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.26.2006 9:40:08 AM EST)


    That's one of the greatest insults I've ever heard! You da man, BD!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Back in High School (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.26.2006 6:51:24 AM EST)


    we had always assumed that our Chemistry teacher (who had 3 kids) must have used artificial insemination, because we just couldn't believe that dork asshole could get laid three times.

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