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Pancakes

By: bd2sonPublished: 04/30/2006
 
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Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"

"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."

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    Poor pop (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.30.2006 10:05:29 AM EST)

    This figures to go on every meal for the next several years.

    Pancakes seems like an odd food to grow your schween. He'll probably end up with a pizza-dick.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    lmfao` (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.30.2006 9:21:20 AM EST)
    now thats a good one...

    The "apple" (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.30.2006 8:46:15 AM EST)

    or should I saw "adams apple" doesn't fall far from the tree.

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