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That was the best
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ajk454
(04.26.2006 9:53:07 PM EST)
three minutes of her life!
lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(04.25.2006 9:17:37 PM EST)
good one
LMAO!!
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started by
tjshere
(04.24.2006 3:39:50 AM EST)
I hope he likes his eggs kinda runny.
Funny as hell, BJ. New too. ^5!
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