Mama's Boy
By: marrakeshman	Published: 04/22/2006
Little Johnny is now a grown man and is on the threshold of experiencing the greatest gift God has given to man, his wedding night, especially as John (as we’ll now call him) is still a virgin. His new bride has taken great pains to prepare herself to be as attractive and as enticing as possible: an ensemble of sexy lace bra and panties, a pink négligé, "Poison" from Christian Dior awaits the lucky man. In brief, the list is too long to elaborate on but she has given it the works, like, no detail has been left unattended. In a high state of excitation and anticipation, she slinks into the bedroom only to find John sulking in a corner. She queries:"What's wrong, darling?" John's most highly embarrassed but after a bit of coaxing, he manages to explain to her that his mother had always told him to avoid that particular furry "area" of a woman down between the legs because there were teeth in there. Now if ever he ventured his willy into the forbidden territory, he'd get it bitten off. Understandably, this is a bit of a put off, but not to be discouraged, the newly wed is ingenious and suggests to John that she spread her legs wide apart and he check things out up in there with a flashlight. John thinks this to be a good idea and gets down into position. She spreads eagle and he goes on up and has a good long hard look. Coming out from underneath, his cherished one asks him: Well, ya see, there's no teeth in there, are there?" Well, yeah, that's true", says John, "but the gums are in really bad shape!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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lmfao (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (04.23.2006 10:18:24 AM EST) good one

Teeth Down There (0 replies) started by tjshere (04.22.2006 12:33:39 PM EST) First... Hell, If I was that boy, I'll let her borrow my teeth for a while...

Great joke (0 replies)   started by bd2son (04.22.2006 5:24:00 AM EST) marrakeshman - keep bring 'em! Lost in the 50's.....

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