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By: bd2sonPublished: 05/11/2006
 
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A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

This is being considered a major break-through and will solve a perennial problem.

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    started by bigjohn2
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    great joke

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    started by thegrandpatron
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    some women have bigger speakers that others do.

    Terrific idea! (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.11.2006 3:57:13 AM EST)

    And I'll bet plugging in the headset will be quite enjoyable, too.

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