Win A Prize
By: scuti	Published: 06/07/2006
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and when the guy walks in the door he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed. Later, after they've had sex, he turns to her and asks, ''So, how was I?'' She says, ''Well, you can take anything from the bottom shelf.'' Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Tyrone and Robert (2 replies)   started by thegrandpatron (06.07.2006 9:00:50 AM EST) Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?" Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it!. It goes like this: Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!" Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell; bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!! Robert asked, "Man, what happened! To you?!" Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem." Well, what poem did you tell her? Tyrone said: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I could roll your fat ass over, I'd hump you like a dog!"

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