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Her Diary/His Diary

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 08/21/2006
 
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HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

Today LSU lost, but at least I had sex.

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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (08.21.2006 12:16:03 PM EST)

    OH sweet jezuz... aint that the truth!

    -pretty good for one-handed typing, eh?!

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.21.2006 10:42:24 AM EST)

    got that right..hahahaha

    Yesterday (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.21.2006 9:32:14 AM EST)


    I played golf with what must have been this gal's brother.
    THAT DUDE WOULDN'T SHUT UP!
    LOL

    Will She Ever Understand? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.21.2006 4:25:11 AM EST)


    LOL Ain't it the truth? Imagine how bad it might have been if he'd shot a poor round of golf.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Hmmmm.... (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (08.21.2006 0:15:56 AM EST)

    The Tigers lost?

    Boy.. even I could almost pin point the date of this entry!

    Gooooooo Tigers!

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