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And They Say Blondes Are Dumb

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 09/30/2006
 
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One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wfe, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

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    LMAO! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.30.2006 11:24:15 AM EST)


    By the time he's done washing and drying the shirt it will be pink and fit a 5 year old. Hahahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.30.2006 7:44:39 AM EST)


    I know some Oklahoma alums.
    Waaa hahahahahaha

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