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Geography: Women vs Men

By: bd2sonPublished: 01/02/2007
 
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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages ... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

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    GEOGRAPHY OF MEN (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.02.2007 9:08:48 AM EST)


    Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick
    .....and willing to commit suicide to get layed.

    Hold the phone here (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.02.2007 8:24:01 AM EST)


    Isn't Africa considered bush country? That just won't cut it these days. Gotta be smooooooooth.

    Haha, good list, BD.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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