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Redneck Pickup Lines

By: acidintervalPublished: 02/12/2007
 
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For those of you that need help getting a girl in the sack.

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench ... every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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    Number 12 (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (02.12.2007 9:27:58 AM EST)

    .... we kin ....

    nuff said!

    (_E=mc˛_)

    These are great (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.12.2007 9:03:28 AM EST)


    14) Get in the truck bitch

    editor's note:
    I love number 13

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    started by tjshere
    (02.12.2007 8:40:45 AM EST)


    #5 is great.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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