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	"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001

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	"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." — Roseanne

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