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Success In Marriage

By: bd2sonPublished: 03/27/2007
 
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A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.

When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."

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    I think (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (03.27.2007 7:48:50 AM EST)

    it would have been much more entertaining if they would have just purchased a big screen tv instead!!

    Well (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.27.2007 6:40:01 AM EST)


    45 years of marriage?
    with 11 kids?

    I would of had to have a couple of sets of twins to have that many kids.

    :^(

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