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    Pissed Neighbor

    By: scutiPublished: 04/28/2007
     
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    A man was in court for a double murder and the judge said you're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer when a voice in the back of the court-room yelled out (YOU BASTARD) the judge continued ,you are also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer , when a voice yelled out from the back of the court-room you (damned bastard) the judge stopped and said` sir i can understand your anger but i will not have anymore out-burst or i`ll charge you with contempt. the man at the back of the court-room stood up and said you`r honor for 15 years i have lived next door to that bastard and every time i asked to borrow a hammer he said he didn't have one!!!!!!!!!!

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    well (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
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    that was a new joke for me,
    weird but new.

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