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I-Boob

By: vmax97Published: 08/13/2007
 
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Apple makes an important announcement!

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.13.2007 8:43:32 PM EST)

    now that should make us listen to em..

    First time (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (08.13.2007 4:58:58 PM EST)

    I like something Apple does (this is being written on a eMac btw).

    Good one vmax.

    i would imagine (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
    (08.13.2007 4:57:02 PM EST)

    that changing the batteries in that unit would be a real pain in the ass though huh

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