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"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been - some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started - but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." - Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
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"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen."
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#37 A snail breathes through it's foot.
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... is so fat, Her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
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Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A. One US leader.
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 Dusty Underware | | By: bd2son | Published: 11/22/2007 | | |  |
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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