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Deep Thoughts While Fishing

By: bd2sonPublished: 02/12/2008
 
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Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Paul says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Ken continues slowly sipping his beer, and then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."

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