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"This is a Shia fella." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraqi religious plurality
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"He said: 'Gosh, Dad, that means we're not going to any more bowl games.'"
—Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers. (1991)
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#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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 Grandpa's On The Porch Again | | By: bd2son | Published: 05/22/2008 | | |  |
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A boy came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well . . . last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea." | | Type: | Unknown | | Download: | 
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