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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
In my next life.... I want to be a bear. If you're a bear, you get to
hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal
with that, too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could
definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could
deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that
you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Polar, Brown or Grizzly ?
(0 replies)
started by
marvin
(06.25.2003 11:13:58 AM EST)
I wouldn't mind eating loads of fresh salmon myself.
Nice idea PK, I do like the idea of you bare errrrrrr no I'll leave it at that ;-)
OH WAIT!
(0 replies)
started by
misspk
(06.25.2003 9:08:05 AM EST)
I thought that was BARE, my bad :-)
Trust me, I couldn't live without my razor ;-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
No way, PK
(3 replies)
started by
tjshere
(06.25.2003 0:42:01 AM EST)
Bears don't have Tetons and I know you couldn't live without them. Neither could I.
Yours, I mean.
Miss PK
(2 replies)
started by
roger
(06.25.2003 0:33:25 AM EST)
excess body fat and hairy legs???
on you???
Never
Now come here for a minute will you? I want to give you these 5 goofballs and some redneck loving.
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