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"And then we marched to war, war in Afghanistan and Iraq, all of whichaffected the people's confidence. That's a tough — tough hurdles to cross,when it came to our economy." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., Nov. 7, 2003
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"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
— Homer Simpson
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#179 The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty in 1886.
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hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stitches.
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Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: Call out B-52, F-16, B-1...
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Insurance Policy | | By: bd2son | Published: 10/09/2005 | | |  |
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Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.
Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll provide you with a new barn of similar worth."
There was a long pause, and then Susan replied, "If that's how it works, then I want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Camel's milk does not curdle.
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