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Mastercard Commercial for Men

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/24/1998
 
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Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: Priceless

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    Thats it! (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (06.21.2001 8:34:01 AM EST)

    Thanks Rob, LOL

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    stolen (0 replies)
    started by dramabirdy
    (10.28.2000 2:10:54 AM EST)

    Its a shirt, sold at my shop.
    Cover charge- 20 dollars
    4 Rounds of Beer- 75 dollars
    2 Lab Dances- 100 dollars
    The wife never knowing- PRICELESS

    dont laugh (0 replies)
    started by spider60
    (10.01.2000 5:58:37 PM EST)

    DON"T LAUGH THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME AN THE WIFE GET THE BILL

    YEAH (0 replies)  
    started by xcytible1
    (08.04.2000 4:21:46 PM EST)

    Watching him squirm when hes geated at home one night by his wife with bill in hand...

    Even more priceless.

    better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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