"This is a—this is a—any strike's a tough—tough situation, but this one happens to come at a—or a lockout is a tough situation, or no work is a tough situation—is to come at bad time."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President Bush Following Meeting with Congressional Leaders to Discuss Terrorism Insurance," Oct. 1, 2002
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Yo Mama ...
so ugly when she walk into a bank they turn the cameras off!
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance
in your hotel room: $300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: Priceless
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Thats it!
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started by
bigswifty
(06.21.2001 8:34:01 AM EST)
Thanks Rob, LOL
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
stolen
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started by
dramabirdy
(10.28.2000 2:10:54 AM EST)
Its a shirt, sold at my shop.
Cover charge- 20 dollars
4 Rounds of Beer- 75 dollars
2 Lab Dances- 100 dollars
The wife never knowing- PRICELESS
dont laugh
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started by
spider60
(10.01.2000 5:58:37 PM EST)
DON"T LAUGH THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME AN THE WIFE GET THE BILL
YEAH
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started by
xcytible1
(08.04.2000 4:21:46 PM EST)
Watching him squirm when hes geated at home one night by his wife with bill in hand...
Even more priceless.
better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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