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Onion And A Donkey

By: bd2sonPublished: 05/18/2007
 
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What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?

Most of the time you simply get an onion with long! ears . But every once in awhile, you get lucky, and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

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    I think I use to date her.

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