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 Signs You're a Bitch... Oops, I mean comeback lines | | By: DrEvil | Published: 01/16/1999 | | |  |
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Comeback Lines
- Man: "Haven't we met before?"
- Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
- Man:
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?
- Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
- Man: "Is this seat empty?"
- Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
- Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
- Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
- Man: "Your place or mine?"
- Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
- Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
- Woman: "It's
in the phone book."
- Man: "But I don't know your name."
- Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
- Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
- Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
- Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
- Woman: "Do not Enter"
- Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
- Woman: "Unfertilized !"
- Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
- Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some
chicks!"
- Man: "I know how to please a woman."
- Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
- Man: "I want to give myself to you."
- Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
- Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
- Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
- Man: "Your body is like a temple."
- Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
- Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
- Woman:
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
- Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
- Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
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glad to be apart of this mad cap mayhamcandy smith
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