"The best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data."
Random Quote
"If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them." — Sue Grafton
Snapple Facts
#45 Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles per day.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They had to let out the shower curtain!
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
A man and a woman who have never met
before find themselves in the same sleeping
carriage of a train. After the initial
embarrassment, they both manage to get to
sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on
the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over
and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm
awfully cold and I was wondering if you could
possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye,
says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend
we're married."
You must register to participate in this discussion.
BABY JOKES ARE FUN!!!
(0 replies)
started by
Jaredddick
(07.05.2000 4:22:16 AM EST)
Why is crib death so funny a man asks his wife one day while sitting at the dinner table. She replies, "why?" the man answers, because it's crib death............
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Most Recent
Great Comeback A man was sunbathing naked at the beach ...
03.06.2010
KNICKERLESS GIRLS The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as ...
02.28.2008
Found It After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
02.13.2008
New Department Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
02.11.2008
