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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
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is so slutty she is known as Homecoming Disease
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Terms of Endearment | | By: MissPK | Published: 08/09/2001 | | |  |
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A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy:
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."
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Sugar Britches
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started by
rmthugger
(08.09.2001 5:04:14 PM EST)
LOL, so I forgot your name. Sweetheart I could never forget your name. Honest Pumpkin. Darlin' you the best. Hunny Bunch, just come back to us. Hugs and Kisses from.......The Hugger
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Hey baby....
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started by
nakedcanuck
(08.09.2001 10:21:52 AM EST)
Now this is a great plan.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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All the pet hamsters in the world are descended from just one female wild golden hamster found with a litter of 12 young in Syria in 1930. The species had been named in 1839 when a single animal was found, again in Syria, but it had net been seen by scientist for nearly a century. Selective breeding has now produced several color varieties.
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