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Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: Are you sure it's mine?
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
DONT THINK IM RETARDED, PLEASE
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started by
INSANITYISAVWA
(11.25.2000 4:48:21 PM EST)
IM NOT USELESS BECAUSE I'M A PREHISTORIC CRUSTACEON FROM THE PALEOLITHIC ERA. NOT A MAN.
IM A DINOSAUR
So true...
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started by
gurly
(11.13.2000 4:44:56 PM EST)
That was a funny.....why don't those penis just get rid off that darn skin??????
~gurly~
correct
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started by
Tissue
(09.04.2000 2:13:28 AM EST)
to true
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