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Wedding Plans

By: HHBPublished: 05/11/2002
 
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One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is.

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    Too true (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (05.13.2002 11:16:01 AM EST)

    These are the important subjects that need to be taught in school today.

    Hell (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (05.13.2002 2:47:53 AM EST)

    isn't marrage enought punishment?

    I figure it's how you punish your self for all the things you did when you were young.

    I sure am glad im not done being youung yet :)

    Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole

    Did you ever..... (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (05.11.2002 3:25:09 PM EST)

    ......see the devil in a dress? No? Allow me to introduce you to my mother in law.

    So true HHB!

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    I'm not Scared..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.11.2002 7:20:21 AM EST)

    .....of the Devil. Man, I've been married to his sister for 25 years.

    Only differences are .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.11.2002 2:18:02 AM EST)

    1) You're alive.
    2) The devils are female.
    3) It's you that gets horny.

    I do believe in hell (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.11.2002 0:55:21 AM EST)


    I do believe in hell, I do, I do, I do, I do.


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