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not good
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started by
fatratmatt
(04.25.2001 1:17:29 PM EST)
crap joke
Idiot
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started by
joeTG2
(04.21.2001 6:57:14 PM EST)
It's a joke, not a picture. Go back to school.
why?
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started by
jarydmetz
(02.20.2001 8:36:31 PM EST)
why isn't there a picture?
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