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By: luvly1Published: 10/05/2008
 
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female -- Any part under a car's hood.
Male ---- The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female -- Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male ---- Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female -- The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ---- Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female -- A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male ---- Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female -- A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male ---- Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female -- An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male ---- A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female -- The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male ---- Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female -- A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ---- A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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