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"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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Richard Dawson: "Name the first thing you take off after work". Contestant: "Ummmm. Underwear."
— as seen on the Family Feud.
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#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
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is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Q. How do you get holy water?
A you boil the hell out of it.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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quotes
(2 replies)
started by
robnoxious
(08.07.2001 3:10:32 PM EST)
As far as we know these quotes are accurate and true. There are several sites that have them, I have checked.
We didn't make any of them up.
Was I there to know for sure that he said them? No. Where you there when he didn't say them? (haha - give that one some thought -- haha NOW that was funny)
Robnoxious
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Part two
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started by
policeboy
(08.07.2001 4:38:10 AM EST)
Or the loser might spell "speeches" wrong. Sorry, drunk and on a soapbox. Goodnight.
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Unrelated gripe
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started by
policeboy
(08.07.2001 4:34:45 AM EST)
What's up with the alleged George Bush random quote on my side bar:
"A kitchen in every pot. I mean, a pot in every -- I mean, a chicken in every..."
— George Bush
I mean, Mariah Carey never actually said that quote about "I'd love to be skinney like that, but not with all the flies and death and stuff," but at least that is funny. Why falsely attribute made-up quotes if they are not amusing? (At least writing "a chicken in every garage" has some comedic value...) Next thing you know, some loser is going to falsely attribute graduation speaches to Kurt Vonnegut or "I'm a bad American" to George Carlin. Oh, wait a minute...
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The first two years of a dog's life are equal to 24 human years.
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