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Atheist In Hell

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 08/11/2001
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A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

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Very True! (1 reply)
started by meesha
(08.11.2001 10:22:08 AM EST)

My hubby got lucky and has a great mother-in-law but mine thinks that I'm the anti-Christ!

Men aren't the only ones who have to worry about a mother-in-law from hell!

Very Funny, GP.


Actually (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(08.11.2001 8:07:44 AM EST)

Actually I have a nice Mother-in-Law.

The only thing worse than being "Married" is being "Single".

So True ! (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(08.11.2001 7:36:44 AM EST)

This would be funnier if it wasn't so true.

Sad .... (0 replies)
started by marvin
(08.11.2001 5:20:23 AM EST)

but how very true ! LOL

Kiss My Ass !

Spoken like.... (0 replies)  
started by sweetiepeach
(08.11.2001 2:52:59 AM EST)

...a man...LOL!

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