"And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful world, and a more better America..." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Welcome Ceremony," Oct. 22, 2002
"What does Clinton love to hear all the time? 'Would you like fries with that?'" David Letterman
#170 In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.
Yo Mama ...
has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Q. Did you hear about the Irish guy who took niagra instead of viagra? A. He couldnt stop pissing for a week.
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