A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her
a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just
stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him
how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of
the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few
seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet
paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow
over the years?"
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't
it?"
:-)
