A Redneck Pregnacy
By: bigjohn2	Published: 04/26/2003
Bubba's wife had been pregnant for some time, and the time had finally come. He brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Bubba and said, "Hey Bubba! You just had you a son! Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on, son! We ain't finished yet! The doctor then delivered a little girl, he said, "Hey Bubba! You got you a daughter!" Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor says, "Hold on, we still ain't finished!" The doctor then delivered another boy. He said, "Bubba, you just had another boy! But don't worry cause that's it!" Bubba and his wife went home to West Melbourne with the three new children. When they got home, they sat down and began talking. Bubba said, "Mama, you remember that night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use the 3-in-one oil? She said, "Yeah, I do." Bubba said, "Mama, it's a dang good thing we didn't use WD-40!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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WTG BJ! (0 replies) started by luvly1 (05.10.2003 2:25:09 PM EST) Congrats on the 1st contribution! What a funny one too! A 5 from me! ;-)

woooohoooo (1 reply) started by bigjohn2 (04.29.2003 8:32:15 PM EST) finally got one on

Way to go Big John ! (0 replies) started by marvin (04.27.2003 9:17:38 AM EST) personal real life stories are the best! LMAO 5^ of course ;-)

Congratulations to Big John (0 replies) started by roger (04.26.2003 1:37:00 PM EST) For his first posted submission ^5 buddy and a handfull of goofballs to 'ya Just protecting my sheep

Hey (0 replies) started by tjshere (04.26.2003 12:34:10 PM EST) I just realized this is contribution #1 for BJ. Congratulations and another ^5, my man. Keep `em coming.

Old one? (0 replies) started by tjshere (04.26.2003 12:32:13 PM EST) Hell, I never heard it before. I guess because I'm just a youngster. LMAO here! ^5 BJ, great submission!

This isn't really a joke (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (04.26.2003 7:30:08 AM EST) It's a true story about Kween Bee.

Hahahahahahahahhaaha (0 replies)   started by kweenbee (04.26.2003 2:01:25 AM EST) Now this is a good joke. It's an old one, but well worth the read again. ^5 Love the country, live to pee outside

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