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The other day, while I was seeing my shrink, he asked me what I looked for in a woman. Naturally I replied, "Big tits."
He said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship." So I said, "Oh, seriously big tits." "No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?"
He looked at me kind of worried as I just sat there on his couch laughing until my gut hurt.
"Spend the rest of my life with one woman? No woman's tits are that big."
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funny???????
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kenpat
(08.11.2000 2:27:39 PM EST)
Please,no more like this.
mugrump
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