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The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals; a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist, were deciding
what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter decided that he would saw the slats off their bed.
The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating current would give them a few chuckles.
The dentist would not tell what he had done, but wore a sly grin and swore that it would be memorable.
The wedding and reception went as planned. A few days later, each of the groom's three friends received a letter saying the following:
"Dear friends, we did not mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback But I swear to God Almighty, I am going to kill the bastard that put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly."
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read this
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(02.24.2001 4:10:19 PM EST)
if you are a fag, read this.
woulda served HER right
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started by
calvinandhobbes
(09.09.2000 12:00:42 PM EST)
This is definately something that I would do to to my ex-wife and her husband.....THIS IS FUNNY!!!!
i like this
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jackie1
(06.27.2000 8:15:31 PM EST)
sounds like something i would try
hope you like this!!
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