"This is a—this is a—any strike's a tough—tough situation, but this one happens to come at a—or a lockout is a tough situation, or no work is a tough situation—is to come at bad time."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President Bush Following Meeting with Congressional Leaders to Discuss Terrorism Insurance," Oct. 1, 2002
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"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked." — Bill Cosby, Comedian
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#226 13 percent of the world's tea comes from Kenya.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.
One Liners
Q: What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A: A Poke'mon.
The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables and their pesticides can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding Cake."
Yeah........
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tjshere
(11.01.2002 3:57:25 AM EST)
I'm sure it took more than a few years off of my life. It made my schween really lonely too.
I'll buy that
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started by
kweenbee
(11.01.2002 0:16:34 AM EST)
It's slow and painful.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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