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Killer Food

By: anotherPublished: 11/01/2002
 
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The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables and their pesticides can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding Cake."

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    The Three Rings of Marriage (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.01.2002 6:52:24 AM EST)

    Engagement Ring
    Wedding Ring
    Suffering

    Yeah........ (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.01.2002 3:57:25 AM EST)

    I'm sure it took more than a few years off of my life. It made my schween really lonely too.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    TJ's Here

    Wedding Cock is bad too (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (11.01.2002 0:41:48 AM EST)


    but I couldn't get my bride to eat it.

    I'll buy that (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (11.01.2002 0:16:34 AM EST)

    It's slow and painful.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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