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"Some communities, you say, "Hey, American dream," and they go, "What does that mean?"Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Manchester, New Hampshire Welcome," Oct. 5, 2002
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"That's the president of the United States you're talking about, pinhead."
— Vice President Al Gore
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#170 In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.
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has a 'fro with warning lights.
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Q. How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A. Shoot the guys pushing it.
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 Pet Names | | By: virtualjul | Published: 08/08/2002 | | |  |
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There was an old guy wandering around the supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!"
Soon a store clerk approached. "Sir, the Crisco is in aisle D."
The old gentleman replied, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff, I am calling my wife."
"Your wife's name is Crisco?"
The old man answered, "Oh, no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public."
"Well, what do you call her when you are at home?"
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Crows have the largest cerebral hemispheres, relative to body size, of any avian family.
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